The Payroll BADIES arcade · Desktop beta
Payday Panic.
Three payrolls. One deadline. Bring the whole crew.
Choose your BADIE. Collect every timesheet, get approval, and make payday before the office chaos catches you.
Best on a laptop or desktop with a keyboard. On a phone, Load game opens a larger play view. Turn to landscape for more room. Touch play is still being tested. See the leaderboard ↓
Ready to save payday?
The game downloads only when you choose to play.The payday hall of fame
Big scores.
Bigger bragging rights.
One community. One leaderboard. Finish a normal run and post your initials to claim your spot.
Top 25. Your best posted run per browser. A fresh race every Monday at 00:00 UTC.
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Practice runs do not rank. Ties go to more payrolls, then the faster run. Same browser, same player; clearing cookies starts a new player.
Free to play. No account needed. Post a normal run to join the shared leaderboard. This is a fictional arcade game.
Your first payroll
Collect.
Approve.
Make payday.
New here? Turn Practice on before starting. It removes the deadline and damage so you can learn the office.
How to play
- Choose / start
- Click a character or use 1 to 7. Enter starts.
- Move
- WASD, arrow keys, or click a clear destination.
- Dash / shield
- Space to dash. Q for your audit shield.
- Approve / pay
- E near the green approval station, then the gold payday station.
- Pause / sound
- P or Escape to pause. M toggles sound.
- Touch controls (beta)
- Use the on-screen joystick to move. Tap Dash, Audit Shield, and Stamp for the matching actions. Rotate to landscape first.
The game uses a canvas. All site stories, episodes, and community links remain available outside the game.
Real payroll professionals do this without an extra life.
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